Primordial Slime —
Okay, I hadn’t planned on posting anything today. We’ve got a great guest post I’ll be adding shortly.
But first… as many of you recall, I recently had access to BeautifulPeople.com, the dating site that supposedly has the most beautiful members and who axed 5,000 fatties over the holidays.
I got that access after interviewing Greg Hodge, managing director, whom I asked what the difference between BeautifulPeople.com and eugenics was. After elaborating on the fact that this site was filtering out the “undesirables” he said, “I wouldn’t go that far.”
Of course, he never actually answered the question during that interview.
But we have a more definitive answer now.
Introducing, the BeautifulPeople.com Virtual Sperm Bank.
Did you throw up in your mouth just a little? Me too.
Now, first and foremost, this is obviously another controversy-stirring business move. They’re looking for free press and we should just ignore them. It’s obvious this is PR-centered when you read this quote from Hodge on the press release:
There are no financial benefits for us in doing so – we are simply responding to a demand for attractive donors. Every parent would like their child to be blessed with many fine attributes, attractiveness being one of the most sought after.
No financial benefits? How very noble of you!
I’m sorry, did I say noble? I meant despicable.
Again, I know we should ignore this shit, but how can we? What the fuck?
GARGH!
Okay, I need to go gargle with hydrochloric acid before I headbutt my computer screen.
fiercefatties
dufmanno
vesta44
jenincanada
atchka
erylin
lexiedi
joannadeadwinter
dr deah
shaunta
roundgirlrocks
hlkolaya
lifeonfats
bronwenofhindscroft
osufem
onefabulousmamaistheshiznet
You know why we should thank Beautiful People? For rounding up all the douchebags and keeping them out of other dating sites!
Seriously though, this guy almost sounds like a real life troll.
When I asked him if he thought his site contributed to fat hatred he said, “Is there even such a thing?” This guy is clueless.
This is pretty much a site run by trolls. Their entire business model is based on pissing people off so they get more traffic. That’s it. Assholes.
Peace,
Shannon
They will all die out anyway, after too much inbreeding.
Not that there’s anything wrong with inbreeding or anything. Hey, I have a cousin named Cleatus too, but he’s just not that attractive.
I wonder if they will continue interbreeding until they create a super-race of people so beautiful that merely looking at them can kill you. I can see that happening. Who knows, maybe this is a super-secret government experiment to create an army of super-beauties to fight our future wars with their dazzlingly white smiles and plasticine hair.
Peace,
Shannon
I love the claim that beauty is “one of the most sought after” qualities in ones offspring. I wonder how many parents really want their children to be beautiful, as opposed to smart, compassionate, healthy, creative, or any other positive attribute.